Bug Chaser

People if you have a friend who is infected with the flu please tell him to shut his mouth up when they coughs because its very easy for that virus to just spread. I had one of our authors invite me to eat dinner with him at our favorite Chinese buffet and noticed that he was really happy to share how his day went (amont other things) and he keeped having to clean up his snott with
a napken over and over since his rose was running like a crack whore with rusty pipes.

We talk and ate and I felt little wet spots hitting my face as he continue to talk to me "YES IT IS WHAT YOU THINK"and it was so annoying that i had to stop him to tell him "DUDE you're spitting in my face and please cover your mouth when you caugh!!!!"right?

Well now im infected with it and i feel like shit, The lesson here is "STAY AWAY FROM ME!!" I personally would hate to ruin a perfectly good week of fun just because I past it along to you. I would remind all my friends and family to get away from me if they are infected with the FLU and for all AUTHORS who want to invite me for dinner "please don't come to me sick". Its nice what you guys are doing but we don't have to make all of our team calling off work, this is why I stayed home.

For the rest of the day I will create art and take lots of drugs and if Miguel visits me with no FLU, he better watch it because I'm ready to get a REFUND.